Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Today a fat lady...

Ook, I couldn't resist that title. But here's the story.

Today, the fat lady at my office got all butt hurt over what I was wearing. I was wearing cute striped shorts with a solid blue shirt and white wedges. Here is a pic of similar shorts.

She told one of my bosses to tell me not to wear short shorts anymore. My boss, the 1 guy I work for out of the 3, told me a couple days ago that I could wear shorts to work just keep it appropriate. He just looked at me and was like I don't see the problem with these shorts but the women in this office are fashionistas and have issues with everything.

Here is what I think. I think that the whale of a woman was just pissy that she can wear all the cute clothes and shoes she wants to and she STILL doesn't look good. Yes I said it. Normally I don't pick on fat people but in this case it's her fault. She eats twinkies for lunch ppl.

She is just annoyed that I am skinny and toned and my legs look fudging fantastic with a pair of heels. GAHHHH!!!!

Needless to say I was very VERY annoyed today.

To top it all of Jon has an HST tonight until like 2 am. I got home at 4:50 and he left at 5:00 so we got a total of 10 minutes together today. 10 mins is better than nothing though. Always look on the positive side!!

I Love You Mr. Sykes<3

Semper Fi<3


  1. ahahahah! girl, rock those shorts!!

  2. I forgot to mention that the fat lady, mind you she is lie 400 lbs, wore a friggin mini jean skirt the other day!! She said it was ok cause she was in the office for no longer than 30 mins but um NOOOO!!!! Stupid lady.

  3. Hilarious! Im not skinny, or toned (yet) but I know what you mean. Jealousy is UUUUUUUUUUGLY. Tell fatty mcfatterson to grab a salad and shutup. I have an identical pair of shorts. :D

  4. Fatty Mcfatterson!! Ahh That is a great one!! And even if I added 200 lbs to myself I would still be skinnier and look better than this woman. I hate jealousy. There is no need for it!

  5. Don't worry about her! She is just jealous because you are beautiful AND thin!! I would keep wearing them just to piss her off. Make sure to smile at her each time too! haha :P

    I think the pic of you eating the cake is too cute!

  6. Or maybe it's not cake. Now, i'm not sure....what is it?! lmao

  7. Haha. It's a chocolate chip granola bar I had before the wedding lol. I love that picture too! :-)

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  9. Those shorts are so cute! She's just jealous! Wear them proudly :)

  10. LOL I don't even know what to say...I am a 'fat girl' but I would never go to my bosses and complain about what some cute skinny chick is wearing at work!

    I mean, your butt wasn't hanging out or anything, right?

    If you are comfortable in it, that's the most important thing. I happen to know certain outfits make me look good, and certain outfits - well, not so much. If I know I look good, and am confident, then I don't give a rat's ass what any jealous person says. :)

    If you wanna get MEAN about it, here's a thought from my inner bitch......buy some fabric similar to your blue striped shorts, and make a HUGE pair of shorts to match yours (if you don't sew, enlist the help of a friend who does) Like, make them FREAKISHLY huge - too big even for fatty mcfatterson.

    Then giftwrap them and offer her this lovely present, telling her that you heard how much she loved your shorts, so you just wanted her to have a pair of her very own! Maybe you can even get her to TRY THEM ON at the office and model them for you! (just be prepared to lose your appetite for a LONG time)


    Yeah, my inner bitch can be pretty cruel sometimes, this is why I don't let her out very often. But I do agree, your fat coworker ASKED for it.


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